Careers at Weazel News

Ready to join the hard-hitting team at San Andreas’ #1 rated cable news network? Weazel News offers exciting career opportunities for talented individuals committed to cutting-edge journalism without fear.

Who We're Looking For

We want driven reporters, producers, technicians and support staff ready to go the extra mile chasing breaking stories. Successful Weazel News employees possess courage, creativity, and a high tolerance for risk-taking required in this competitive industry.

An insatiable curiosity is a must – we expect our people to relentlessly dig for the facts the public needs to know. Applicants should also demonstrate intelligence, resourcefulness, and integrity (though exceptions can be made).

Benefits of Working at Weazel

We offer generous pay with bonuses for securing major exclusives and compromising photos. Our primetime personalities earn enviable salaries and enjoy fame, celebrity status and other perks that come with audience stardom.

Weazel News actively welcomes applicants from diverse backgrounds. Criminal records or substance abuse histories will not disqualify candidates who can do the job well. Check your sensitivities at the door – we tackle stories other outlets consider too graphic or controversial.

Opportunities for Advancement

Employees who take initiative and adopt the Weazel way can advance rapidly to prominent roles. Our network CEOs regularly started as interns before rising to the top through opportunism and backstabbing at the right times. Don't expect coworkers to hold your hand – climb the ladder and claim your seat at the table.

Weazel News offers an exhilarating, rewarding work atmosphere for those ready to leave their mark on this thriving industry. Join our team to unleash your potential chasing ratings gold.