About this site

Weazel News is the leading source for breaking news and hard-hitting journalism across San Andreas and beyond. Since first hitting airwaves in 1981, Weazel has built a legacy of fearless reporting, innovative storytelling, and award-winning coverage of the stories that matter.

Our Origins

Founded by media tycoon Reginald Weazel III, Weazel News began as a single cable access station in Vinewood broadcasting scandalous local stories ignored by the mainstream. Driven by Reginald's sensationalist vision, Weazel rapidly expanded into America's trusted news authority - delivering the real stories the government don't want you to hear.

Our Mission

Weazel News is unapologetically committed to the truth - no matter how ugly or controversial. We go beyond soundbites and feel-good fluff to tackle complex issues head-on even when it ruffles feathers. Our reporting shines a blinding light into the darkest corruption of government, media and society.

Trustworthy Journalism

While old dinosaur news networks massage facts to suit their corporate creators, Weazel remains accountable only to our viewers who demand unfiltered facts. Our experienced journalists ask tough questions and investigate uncharted territory to uncover the stories that expose the hypocrisy and malfeasance poisoning America & San Andreas today.

Bold, Uncompromising Programming

Flagship Weazel programs including 'Patriot Report,' 'Border Breakdown,' 'The Los Santos Report' and 'Justice Under Fire' capture our no-nonsense approach. Nobody does late night news like Weazel.

The Weazel Advantage

We've cultivated loyal viewers seeking more authenticity from a media landscape littered with fake news and liberal bias. With foreign bureaus across the state, nobody beats Weazel resources and access. We deliver media that respects real citizens of San Andreas, not out-of-touch corrupt officials.

At Weazel News, we never sway from our duty bringing you sensational stories others ignore. Tune in and join our growing community clamouring for hard-hitting reporting. Because at Weazel News, the only spin is the truth.